"You are, and always will be, the conductor of the train-wreck love life."Something's on the horizon.
"You need to stop doing this...at some point, it stops being cluelessness, and starts being choice."It's getting closer.
"This will hurt me. Understand, doing this, what you have already done, has and will hurt me."Very close now.
"You need to figure out how to stop doing these things, before you've already done them...because it just causes more drama for everyone."Oh. There it is.
We're here again.
Guess all that's left to do is go home...